Storytime

I'm sorry, but I'm not one of those people who can just tell you a story right off the bat.
It makes me mad when people say, "You mean you've never had anything exciting happen in your life?" after I say I don't want to tell them a story.
YES!

I've had a very very very exciting life. I have stories to tell, but I will chose a story to tell you when I'm ready. Ready for this one, here's a story from today.

So I go to the bathroom in my fourth period, and I... go. I turn around to go back to class when I see written on a door, something really quite inappropriate, but it went like Person suck ****. Beside this comment I see an arrow drawn to the suck with a , +s, and underneath is written subject verb agreement. I laughed! I know, I'm such a nerd. But I really don't know what to think of it, is it just more vandalism, or is it a statement? It pretty much made my day. That could've been a story to tell today, but I just hate being told to tell it.
I like my stories to be spontaneous, rather than oh, Storytime.
I'd never ask you to tell me a story, I'd just ask, what'd you do today?
And if you replied, nothing.
I'd be okay with that.
Some stories are better left untold.