Come on society

Every time I see people write your meaning you're

Or I see people write and for an

Or I see people confuse their "theres"

I secretly want to punch them in the face, hard.

The fact of the matter is it isn't a hard thing to fix.

Everyone should learn it like the brits do.

If you don't use proper grammar and bad spelling,

you aren't speaking the king's english.

I refuse to be fluent in ebonics.

Brilliant men and women created our language.

We must cherish it, not destroy it with our lazy tongues.

Hear the difference:

I saw a bird fly gracefully into the bright blue sky.

Yo, I done seen this bird flappin hiah and hiah up.

Shakespeare...

Romeo, romeo, wherefore art thou romeo?

Romeo, where you at? <----- (can't stand preps. at the end of a sentence)

(Actually, this is an incorrect interpretation of that line, bad grammar and all. What Juliet means is that, why is romeo a montague, a sworn enemy of her family?)

The bible...

The lord is my shepherd I shall not want, he maketh me to lie down in green pastures.

God be my bro that I ain't axe nuffin from, he be makin me get low in the bushes.

It is okay to joke and be all ghetto, sometimes it's fun.

But if you start talking the way you joke around, you need to stop.

If you didn't hear the difference...

Don't bother speaking or better yet writing ever again.